Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
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Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair! 00
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that? 00
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill! 00...