No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
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Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...