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Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...