Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
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File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor. 00
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance! 00
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...