Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
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Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...