Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money. +2-2
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...