rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
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horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money. 00
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...