Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
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Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg 0-1
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...