You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand. +1-2
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You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment. +10
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home. +1-2
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop. +10
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut. 0-1
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department....
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley. +1-1
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass. 00
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off. 00