TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
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You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses. +10
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.” 0-1
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run. +10
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center. 00
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle. +1-3...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program. 0-1
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them....