yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. 00
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Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th. 0-2...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes. +1-1
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits 00