Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out +1-1...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry. 00