What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot! 00...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky 00...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...