What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant. 00
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There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees! 00...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...