A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
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Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it. 00
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees! +10...