What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
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At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...