Quote #18434
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quote #9204
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #16156
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two...
Quote #19097
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #1754
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #8905
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #17976
If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts.
Quote #14892
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #9472
A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...
Quote #3391
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.