Quote #6842
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #19738
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #18134
I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of...
Quote #20997
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #16866
The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows...
Quote #9616
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #15976
A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken...
Quote #13091
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
Quote #41
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...