Quote #2132
If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful...
Quote #19909
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #9753
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government...
Quote #16664
What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth.
Quote #3459
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
Quote #1047
There’s folks ‘ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i’...
Quote #8576
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #10401
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
Quote #20758
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...
Quote #927
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.