Quote #20404
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #16938
Historical reminder Always put Horace before Descartes.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #12123
We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it.
Quote #20700
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #292
All men have an instinct for conflict at least, all healthy men.
Quote #878
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first...
Quote #7720
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Quote #7985
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...