Quote #8763
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #16548
He who has health has hope and he who has hope, has everything.
Quote #15710
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Quote #7178
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #4300
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
Quote #21305
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #21557
Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
Quote #16632
Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
Quote #17245
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...