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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Lewis Carroll

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Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.
Henry David Thoreau

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No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote #2101

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That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Michel de Montaigne

Quote #3686

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When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
Douglas H. Everett

Quote #12898

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Knowing where to lead people is not the same as convincing them to follow...
Plutarch

Quote #3964

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Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
Ocean's Eleven

Quote #6609

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Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.
Arthur C. Clarke

Quote #6092

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Jane Wagner

Quote #18674

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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