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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13750

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Cicero

Quote #19823

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All action is of the mind and the mirror of the mind is the...
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16069

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He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him...
Robert Green Ingersoll

Quote #14421

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were...
Suzanne Heller

Quote #14101

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Vincent Voiture

Quote #18647

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to...
Sir V Pritchett

Quote #16516

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing like a coup de foudre and absorption in family responsibility for...
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2318

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he...
Unknown

Quote #18406

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Show a leg or shake a leg.
Bob Hope

Quote #14283

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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