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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Francis Bacon

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I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Sydney Harris

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We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move...
Isaac Asimov

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Dalton’s records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II...
John M. Eades

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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Jerry Coleman

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Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a...
Saskya Pandita

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Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
Oscar Wilde

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Biography lends to death a new terror.
Douglas Noel Adams

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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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