Quote #13535
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #10779
I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...
Quote #7155
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases...
Quote #14371
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #8715
RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untoldCaskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer...
Quote #15677
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
Quote #808
I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
Quote #11132
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #11512
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #13098
Stop thinking about your difficulties, whatever they are, and start thinking about God instead.