Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #7756
One’s mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it...
Quote #10090
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about...
Quote #2157
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #15024
Music is Love in search of a word.
Quote #13844
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Quote #3451
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #19502
Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
Quote #4263
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from...