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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not...
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Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
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To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
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Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
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To be poor and independent is very nearly an impossibility.
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A week is a long time in politics.
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The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...