Quote #8124
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Quote #5119
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing....
Quote #5426
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #5174
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #20062
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #19501
If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
Quote #14031
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #12461
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
Quote #15718
Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.
Quote #8386
You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time...