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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #3645
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #6031
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
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This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your...
Quote #5674
There was never a great man who had not a great mother
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As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State What does...
Quote #3265
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...
Quote #4258
Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your...
Quote #3694
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.