Quote #412
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
Quote #5811
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #9556
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Quote #18766
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
Quote #15733
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #4733
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #11135
First the grub, then the morals.
Quote #9342
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.