Quote #1774
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #2676
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #12343
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
Quote #15066
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...
Quote #1937
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
Quote #15713
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #5018
He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.
Quote #1304
Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort...
Quote #13068
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.