Quote #13017
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
Quote #11005
My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
Quote #20807
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Quote #1611
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #12643
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #16120
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #4873
A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than...
Quote #18458
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts...
Quote #19966
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #8349
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.