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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #15401
Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life...
Quote #11978
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
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From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has...
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Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #15548
To those who charge that liberalism has been tried and found wanting, I answer...
Quote #21158
Let each man pass his days in that wherein his skill is greatest.
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Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #3889
He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.