Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #2997
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
Quote #2475
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #14127
Knowledge is vain and fruitless which is not reduced to practice.
Quote #18079
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
Quote #2615
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
Quote #20948
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
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Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #14234
When you look up at the sky, you have a feeling of unity, which...