Quote #19266
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #21746
These days an income is something you can’t live without–or within.
Quote #7840
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #2741
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #6231
Trent You’re so money and you don’t even know it
Quote #7255
The student who invades an administration building, roughs up a dean, rifles the files...
Quote #1912
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
Quote #8273
It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than...
Quote #3433
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...