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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Wendy Cope

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I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Saint Thomas Aquinas

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Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a man does what he ought...
Sydney Smith

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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
Dorothy L. Sayers

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A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become...
Francis Bacon

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We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
Benjamin Franklin

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Who is rich He that is content. Who is that Nobody.
Oscar Levant

Quote #15146

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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
Horace Walpole

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Albert Einstein

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The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...
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