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Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of...
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It’s not what happens to you it’s what you do about it that makes...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and...
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An orator is a good man who is skilled in speaking.
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
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Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
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Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the...