Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
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He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to...
Quote #9259
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
Quote #11448
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #1335
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #20986
Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
Quote #19386
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #10703
Why do writers write Because it isn’t there.
Quote #8834
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Quote #10559
It marriage happens as with cages the birds without despair to get in, and...