Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #11875
Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
Quote #15496
It’s not the rules and regulations you follow carefully that will win you favor...
Quote #15017
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #11455
Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can’t accept your imperfections,...
Quote #16750
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Quote #4046
There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
Quote #14529
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by...
Quote #11154
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...