Quote #3221
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #17191
In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are...
Quote #1304
Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort...
Quote #11705
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #898
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #7264
If we take the route of the permanent handout, the American character will itself...
Quote #434
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #16346
Hope provides comfort, and hope does not always require probability.
Quote #2212
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a...
Quote #13624
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...