Quote #21771
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
Quote #8634
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
Quote #11062
It is the characteristic excellence of the strong man that he can bring momentous...
Quote #7371
Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man’s worth on the day when slavery comes...
Quote #19342
Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
Quote #11853
No plain not followed by a slope. No going not followed by a return....
Quote #2824
The giving and receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #16282
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhiliration of victory.
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...