Quote #7538
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #9693
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #10004
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #10068
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
Quote #13008
No two people see the external world in exactly the same way. To every...
Quote #1118
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he...
Quote #10878
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Quote #15475
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
Quote #3566
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #15112
Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it...