Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #13383
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #10813
And let us not be weary in well doing for in due season we...
Quote #16982
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Quote #7932
An intellectual improvement arises from leisure.
Quote #17972
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not...
Quote #9907
When a man’s willing and eager, the gods join in.
Quote #10490
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time....