Quote #11599
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #13538
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Quote #10186
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #17015
Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness–great wealth, great return,...
Quote #19989
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #10363
I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman’s feelings and...
Quote #1962
I’ve always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end...
Quote #2214
This hath not offended the king.
Quote #8214
It’s difficult to see that people are starving in this country because food isn’t...