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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and...
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Comte DeBussy-Rabutin

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L’amour vient de l’aveuglement, l’amitie de la connaissance. (Love comes from blindness, friendship from...
Unknown

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Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets...
Woody Allen

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray...
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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Aesop

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Plodding wins the race.
Jane Caminos

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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