Quote #11829
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #8903
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
Quote #9894
Sweet is a grief well ended.
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #15642
He who labors diligently need never despair for all things are accomplished by diligence...
Quote #16310
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #5983
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...
Quote #1449
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #8228
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Quote #11917
When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.