Quote #15388
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
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Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing...
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #21497
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam that flashes across his...
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...