Quote #17045
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #2632
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #19187
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #10546
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #479
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #18983
It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song,...
Quote #17159
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #16453
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt...
Quote #20095
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #7822
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...