Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #20333
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #20749
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself…True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Quote #1176
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
Quote #19894
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
Quote #12357
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
Quote #7578
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
Quote #3826
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense...
Quote #21104
There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...