Quote #11540
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #20340
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #15335
Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only...
Quote #16418
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is...
Quote #14464
My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected and the despised.
Quote #19968
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Quote #17985
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave...
Quote #8737
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Quote #7736
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
Quote #21176
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.