Quote #21501
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #2338
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #14453
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #3211
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
Quote #7158
He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning.
Quote #7337
There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
Quote #2516
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #16285
You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
Quote #11950
Success is never final.